This He-Man Is a Hero a Mother Could Love


At the part of the Mass when the priest holds up the host and says, “By the power of the Holy Spirit,” I hold my breath.
It is inevitable that one of my children will respond with, “By the power of Greyskull, I have the power.”
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re not up to date with kid-video. Greyskull is the castle where Prince Adam lives. He transforms into the hero, He-Man (be sure to accent “he”), by raising his sword and proclaiming, “by the power of Greyskull, I have the power.”
“He-Man – Masters of the Universe,” a weekly afternoon carton show, is all the rage with the preschool crowd, as well as the after-school crowd.
I have never given the show my complete attention. All my little friends are so involved in He-Man’s adventures that, when he’s on, I find myself in the luxurious position to do something uninterrupted.
After several months of watching glimpses of the action and of hearing my children talk, I understand the show to be set on the legendary planet of Eternia. Prince Adam becomes He-Man to stop Skeletor and Evil-Lyn (the bad guys, in case you didn’t guess it) from taking over Eternia.
Interest in He-Man does not end when the half hour show does. As a matter of fact, it never seems to end. When the He-Man fans are not watching He-Man on television, they are playing He-Man. If they are not playing He-Man, they are at least dressing as He-Man.
For Christmas, 4-year-old John received He-Man’s sword, shield and cuffs. The sword fell apart, which is convenient, because it is now two swords which John and 2-year-old Mike insist on wearing stuck down the back of their shirts.
I didn’t understand this style, but after Mike kept giving me the sword and saying “He-Man” (I think those were his first words) it occurred to me that Prince Adam must wear it that way.
Mike also runs around the house with his arm extended, wearing a mitten on his hand. Someone asked me whether he was pretending to be Michael Jackson. I said I doubted it because he was growling.
The older kids tell me Mike is acting like Clawful, and evil lobster who is one Skeletor’s side.
In addition to He-Man armor, there is a whole array of 5 ½-inch figures depicting the various Masters of the Universe. The collection in our house includes two Skeletors, Battle Armor Skeletor, Clawful, Ram Man, Prince Adam and of course He-Man.
Despite their unattractive, even frightening, appearance these figures sure are popular. Apparently, Orko, the magician, is as difficult to find in the stores as a red-haired Cabbage Patch Doll.
Not only preschool boys, but also girls, are enchanted by the show. What’s behind the He-Mania? Maybe it’s the music, which even I find myself humming.
Or the success might be connected to the faraway setting with the near-to-home moral. At the end of each show, He-Man has a positive message relating the show’s story to his viewers’ lives.
Maybe the reason is simpler yet. My 4-year-old says he likes it because He-Man is a hero.
Whatever the reason, he’s a popular guy. You probably wouldn’t want to marry him, but it would be OK if he married your sister.
April 24, 1985

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